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22

Sep

aguamami:

so…u tellin me its a *prank* when a man invades a womans space and assaults her publically..and its a “prank” when a white man harasses a black man to further demonize black men…but if i push a white guys ass infront of a car its suddenly not a prank?? lol ok

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

motiya:

See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up

aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else

(Source: mattmorriswerks)

A Short Halloween PSA

tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

21

Sep

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

Send me a cup of coffee.

Espresso:
Describe your usual morning routine.
Decaf:
Impersonate one of your friends.
Macchiato:
Name two things you think go well together and why.
Latte:
List three aspects of your personality that you love.
Flat White:
Confess the most recent crime you committed.
Iced:
Make the weirdest face you can.
Cappuccino:
Describe your ideal wedding.
Drip:
Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
Mocha:
Name one of your guilty pleasures.
Doppio:
List two of your dream travel locations and why.
Black:
Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
Americano:
Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
Kopi:
Describe an incident when you tried something new.
windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!