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24

Jul

pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

23

Jul

moremilesuponmiles:

Hey gurrrrl.  #tbt #pdx

moremilesuponmiles:

Hey gurrrrl. #tbt #pdx

(Source: stephansky21)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

hobbitfeminism:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

I’m envisioning some sort of rat catapult

a ratapult, if you will

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

(Source: shigure-hime)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

fer1972:

This is not Trash. These are Paintings Carved on Wood by Tom Pfannerstill

panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breathe in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

(Source: punjabipowerhouse)